Reasons.

This is why she liked me.

1. you talked to me
2. i found it adorabley cute when you called early in the friggen mornnig and said something about boxes haha
3. you were always there to talk to
4. the making fun of, i got use to

This is why I like(d) her.

the fact that you're fat and probably warm and give good hugs.

I got owned. LOL.
Clearly.