Thursday, February 26, 2009

Sharing Circle!

Read the poem, write your own, keep the poetic flame burning by passing it on. Started by Marcus Lomboy (http://superegotistic.blogspot.com). Give credit to the man and check out his blog!


Writing's become my religion, opened up my vision
I'm just an asian nerd...why don't you pull up a chair?
I'll share a story, started with a stupid decision
I convinced myself that it was better to actually care

As I tell my tale of how my emotions have failed
Fooled my mind, took advatange of my nice-ness
Now I've moved on, that ship has now sailed
I've evolved, bought a new attitude that's priceless

I less feelings equals a million less problems
Emmigrated those feelings to another fool's heart
Got rid of them a while back, I'm better of without them
And now, I'm just a human being who's been torn apart

Who takes part in such carniverous rituals?
Opposite genders who seem harmless enough
They strike when the feelings are more than neutral
Pretend the choice is mutual, you're now cuffed

A prisoner of Cupid, a fate worse than death
It's become an epidemic, we have to stop this
I've enlisted, I'll fight this to my last breath
Death to cooties! Act now or we might miss

Our only chance to forever cure heartaches
I warned you... now we wait till your heart breaks.


Keep expanding your minds readers!
Until next time!


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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Childish Moments

As I play another instrumental, I'm feeling sentimental
I'm feeling quite mental, don't be judgemental
I'm just a person who wears his heart on his wrist
Smiling faces is bliss, but I have quite a list
Of exes and ohs like it was tic tac toe
Ohs represent girls that should've been just a no
Although the experience is one of a kind
My heart didn't mind, being placed on the line
You got to take risks, or else you might miss
I'm just another being who doesn't know who he is
I'm thinking aloud, with a million of doubts
And I'm not thinking twice of what comes out my mouth
I use to be that nerd who never spoke a word
To the opposite gender, maybe that sounds absurd
I had crushes, I was certainly not queer
I was just me back then, and I had a fear
Of being broken into two, by you and you
So I did the right thing, took me from you
Never acted upon said feelings ever again
Keeping my thoughts written, hidden, and then
A beautiful girl named blabla for her privacy
Came into my life, how'd I fall for her so easily?
Did I close my eyes for a second, fell for lies?
The heart can be fooled, but I think I might
Try, take a risk, how could I miss
A chance like this? Oh this is bliss
But she lead me on, and I grew strong
Now I can handle breakups in groups or throngs!
Am I wrong? I heal, weeks later, to feel
More of these abnormalities, are they real?
I don't know, but starting at this moment
I will keep all those, forever dormant
Never to reveal what my heart really feels
So if you want my heart, you'll have to steal
The key, from me and to my beating heart
But just so you know, it's been torn apart
Pieces taken away by every ex girlfriend
Because they carry it around at every bend
And I don't want it back, it's contaminated
My heart's now sedated, my evil side inflated
I've gone to the dark side, like Lucifer
Now that I think back, it all just a blur

sluht

SLUT:[sluht] -noun; A woman with the morals of a man.

Therefore I cannot be a slut. :)

Language

Firstly, you all know my love and passion for writing and photography. But honestly, speak english motherfuckers. I am sick of trying to decode every damn slang term you pick up. It's sickening. You know what? Half the time you say anything, I just nod my head and say, cool. You use to be cool, you use to be a friend. Now you're just annoying as hell with your so called "hip" slang terms. HONESTLY, no one speaks like you! Shit, learn some basic english motherfucker or get on a boat and go back to wherever the hell your slang terms came from.

Ranting. I have my right to do it once in a while.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Pass By

I'm torn apart because my naive heart
Can't decide with whom it can part
I wish that it would be made clear
Which one do I hold more dear?

A situation with a difficult decision
I'd rather be under a knife waiting for incision
I'm placed in a position where no one survives
Even if I choose one, I doubt I'll make it alive

My heart, why do you fall so easily?
And why am I willing to give in so readily?
Maybe I'm a fool, or I just like to flirt
Or maybe I try to mask all my hurt

Trying to forget, so I instead replace
The one before with another one's face
So I'll end this off, it'll eventually pass by
And hopefully, it'll be by the end of this night

Attempt Number Three

Damn me for being affectionate
Don't mention it.
Censor it.
Picture it,
Holding hands
Understand,
It's all so bland
I'm not a fan,
Anymore
What's it for?
I'm sick of it.
Get rid of it,
Bid on it.
I'm changing now,
Renewing vows,
Reviewing how
To stop the feelings
I'm done with dealing
I'm never stealing
Another heart
Or i'll have to part
Before feelings start
Damn these virus
From the iris
It's in our eyes
How they lie
To our mind
Saying that
We want her we want that
Put it back
You lack a vertabrae
You watch and pray,
But anyways
You watch out
Cuz without a doubt
You'll have one in your mouth

Attempt Number Two

Just stop your noise, I'll give you a choice
Go back to your toys or forever lose your voice
An easy decision, I have mad precision
Hit you even if I had a blind man's vision

Make an incision with my invisible gun
Divisible by none, I'm invincible son!
Hold that blunt, let me murder this runt
Teach him a lesson for pulling that stunt

It's been over a month, I will never forget
I'll fuck you up more than if you were high on meth!
Everything is set, I'm tearing you apart
You wouldn't have won if you got a head start

Bled my art and now I'm rising from the dead
I'm advising that you start using your head
I've already said, you didn't stand a chance
You might want to take lessons before you dance

With the devil, just count your blessings
Start commencing, why don't you start confessing?
That you're a fake, and for your own sake
Hope that I never see you're girls precious cake!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Another Resolution!

Along with my "Finish all my unfinished stories" resolution, I have made two other ones! Hurray for me. I am going to admit to SOMEONE what I am, once a day. I decided that I will write a poem and another attempt at multi's each night or at least every two nights. So here's the poem for tonight.

Another night spent lying awake
Wondering if my attempts are too late
Thinking that I cannot trick fate
But I just wanted to loudly state

That I cannot stop thinking of you
Sometimes I wonder if my feelings are true
But I try to keep these feelings on mute
Because my heart and my mind are always in dispute

My heart screams out, take another chance
Break out of my ridiculous defensive stance
How was my heart won over in an instant?
Why am I now, feeling so hesitant?

Resistant to the thought that I care for another
Because of my past, I never wanted any other
I am over who tore me, but I think now, why bother?
Saying to myself, this will just end up like the others

Ending in hurt, pain and unnessesary emotions
But too late now, events unfolding, already in motion
I always listen to my heart's suggestions
Nonetheless, I still feel my own hesitation

So I will wait for a sign to come flying by
No one can tell me that I didn't try
To think things through, but I just might
Take another risk, and let my heart take flight.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

February Updates Too!

So I was reading Marcus's blog (http://superegotistic.blogspot.com/) and I thought I might copy his update and fill in my readers with what's happening, in a formal way. So here we go. Prepare to be amazed...

  • Currently, I am still perplexed at my situation. I'd explain it but I think they might read it so I'll keep it to myself.
  • I've figured out that I just end up hurting everyone that I end up dating. So fuck dating? Yes? Still deciding.
  • I think I'm selfish because even though I know I hurt people, I still do it just as long as they're mine.
  • My flaws make me awesome.
  • I'm different, I'm happy with that.
  • Seeing as I failed my New Year's Resolutions, I will make new ones!
  • Finish every unfinished story I've ever written. That's all.
  • Photography is an addiction. The shutter sound is too orgasmic. I need to hear it at least once a day.
  • I'm thinking of using Light Room instead of Photoshop, someone tell me the difference in a language I can understand!

That's all. kaythxbai!

Attempt Number One

it's all perplexing, I'm ingesting
what got me vexing, And I'm mixing
My demonic self,
with chornic's help
And it's turning into a fire burning
I'm still learning and still yearning
I'm still burning, turning into a pile of ashes
Who lit the matches? Where are those hashes?
I need to smoke some of that dope
It's no joke, it helps me cope
Prevents me to mope, am I stupid? Nope.
I'm a genius,
Smarter than a mediocre person
Bursting with awesomeness, I am flawless
I leave haters jawless, I am lawless
I am above the the guidelines, moving through the landlines
Blowing up like landmines, come with me for a grand time
And I'm not the best but i'm approaching my mission
I'll blow up like I was a terrorist with a nuclear fission
And I'm itching to stomp people that are bitching
Leave them twitching, and they'll need stitching
Stitch back their torn hands and arms
Texas Chain Masscre farm was just my good luck charm
I am the real deal, and I'm letting you feel
My cold blooded steel, I'm the catch you don't want to reel
I'll tear apart your body like a bear attack
Wear your heart and feed the rest to a pack
Of savage dogs, i'll ravage your mind
I'll manage to end your whole clan line

Just A Few Words...

They say I'm different, I'm quite unique
But I'm just a variation of your common geek
I'm giving away my time like it was charity
All for the sake that you'd all live happily

That's how I am, I'm your typical dork
Eating food like you with a spoon and fork
Or maybe chopsticks, depends on the occassion
And I chop chicks on several occassions

This is who I am, the first and only version
I'm a demon with a sprinkle of angel, merged in
A mortal body, but I'm immortal through my mind
That makes me inhuman, and I'm running out of time

My words divine, my thoughts are overheating
I gave away my heart but my mind I'm keeping
My heart was never mine, it has it's own thoughts
I'm sick of repairing after the battles it fought

I called a mutiny and it stepped down willingly
I can think freely but wait, what's killing me?
I feel like something's missing now that I'm in charge
And I can't fill the void in with something just as large

But I refuse to think that I need it back
It caused nothing but hurt and all of that
And I'm too stubborn to ever admit it again
I'm never letting it beat me and I know I can

Ignore it's plead and puppy dog eyes
Always telling me that I have to realize
That my heart is too big to keep it hidden
But I'm content now that feelings are forbidden

Leave me alone, this is too perplexing
This irks me, this whole situation is vexxing
I give up, I'll just let things be
After all, I can't be something that isn't me

Monday, February 16, 2009

Inhuman&Different

i thought everything would work out
i believed that without a doubt
then people started to depart
and things started to fall apart
but i carried on without my heart
cuz i know i won't need it when i restart
reborn, renew, redo everything now
back to before things went down south
and now, all i want is a way out
from everyone's thoughts and running mouth
im just thinking aloud, stop me
i'm drawing up blanks, quite vividly
and im just getting rid of excessive creativity
so excuse me at this written work's simplicity
i'm just letting you in at what im thinking
trying to get away from memories of where i've been in
and im sinking
faster than rocks thrown at the lake
faster than spirits at your family's wake
and i'm still awake, two hours past midnight
i'm starting to think my life will never take flight
i got so much dreams, maybe it's keeping me down
trying to hold onto everything that's still around
life's going too fast, i just can't keep up
and in the process, i guess i've fucked up
and they say that diamonds are forever
that they keep on shining, but i'm clever
so i know that they'll eventually lose shine
just like how i'm losing everything that was mine
eternity is just another word for endless time
but eternity is illogical, if it is, then i'm
inhuman for thinking otherwise
i'm a demon in training, so it'd be wise
to keep away from the likes of me
i'm warning you, stay away from me
i'm the shadow that everyone fears
worst of all, they know that i'm here
waiting for someone to ignore my heed
and then i'll introduce them to the world's greed
and they'll need me to guide them
but i'll be leading them to more problems
i despise what i see in the mirror
i'm wishing that things were clearer
that God spoke to me, telling me what to do
and i don't care if you don't believe in Him. i do.
i'm the definition of something illogical
and yet i base my decisions on logic, isn't that comical?
i'm everything that wasn't meant to be
and yet people still fall for what i guess is me
right now, i guess i'm pushing people away
inside, im hoping that they'll want to stay
keep me company while i try to convert
to how i was before i pulled an invert
turned around, changed the course of destiny
all because my mind started to think freely
i'm just letting myself go in my words
and i know, you're thinking, it's all absurd
but it makes perfect sense when i read back
cuz i know the whole story, let's flashback
three years ago, i had dreams of finishing school
never thinking about what to do to look cool
and i still dont, i was quite a nerd
and i still am, but i keep my words unheard
because i'm too different, i'm out of the norm
i'm like that genius kid that stay in his dorm
i thank the few who stick by me
who knows that i'm evil and doesn't mind me
in short, i'm inhuman for being angelo
but then again, that's what they said about leonardo
davinci, vincent vangogh
i'm proud to be different, just so you know.

Hella Perplexed

Currently I am perplexed at what I'm going through. But enough about me.

Right now, I just finished downloading Micah B's The Purple Skittles. He's dope, hands down. I've watched a lot of his vids at youtube, you guys should check him out. If you're into rap and all that. He's got a nice flow and a great vocab. He's what hiphop needs now, especially because hiphop's been dishing out things that shouldn't even be called music. I'll admit, some are catchy but they kill the definition of hiphop and rap. Anyways, here's his link. Check him out.

http://www.youtube.com/user/MovieMicah

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Valentine's Day Thoughts.

Hello readers and all. I just wanted to share a few thoughts. About Valentine's Day. Cupid's Day. Today I was downtown and sure, there were a lot of people. But it wasn't as much as I expected it. Did most of the couples out there decide to stay in early, fuck then go out later on? Cuz when I went out in the afternoon, it was okay. There were some couples but not a lot. On the way home, OMFG, it was couple's galore. I wanted to PUNCH every single damn couple that projected some sort of PDA (public display of affection). Seriously, for all you people who have a significant other. On a day dedicated to LOVE, don't go professing that in public. Some people just want to spend the day chilling with friends and not reminded that they don't believe in love. And yes, I sound cynical and bitter. Bite me. Further more, I'm not trying to ruin a special day. It's not special, it's dedicated to a saint, for all you retards out there. Love doesn't technically apply to your boyfriend/girlfriend. You got friends and family. So next time, please, keep all your PDA at home where you can actually touch her. Have some self respect.

On a happier note, I was glad to see that at least ONE family is spending Valentine's Day together. Even though, I sadly did not because I had to take pictures for my portfolio.

Just some things for you to think about.
Until next time!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Random thingz

I blast them fools, with my mass of tools
You massing drool as I pass you dudes
Your lines are crude, I have you mute
You talking big, but you're so minute

To be continued...

So yeah, that was me just randomly writing.
On another note, Happy Valentine's Day aka Singles Appreciation Day aka Single Awareness Day. Whatever day today is, hope it's an awesome one. Stay safe readers.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Theory

Kay, so readers, I know I've taken a hiatus from this.
I have a good reason.
That being I'm working on a giant project
Which I'll hopefully finish.
It'll be titled "Socializing with Strangers."
As per requested by Marcus Lomboy.
And, it's mostly for jokes and it has some seriousness in it.
So please, look forward to that.
Hope you guys are doing great.
I know I'm almost back to normal.
Happy readings!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Party Spirits!

Friday, party. End of story. It's gonna be LEGENDARY.

Damn, this is gonna cost a lot too.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Wasted My Time

Have you ever looked up at the sky
And wonder how things just fly by
You're hoping you'll find a way out
But you can't help but place doubt

Have you ever seen a friend
Go out of his way to send
Kind words to those around
And never hear thanking sound?

Have you ever felt that
Everytime you look back
You've wasted your time
Hoping and waiting for the right sign?

Have you ever cooked breakfast
Watched people devour it fast
And not see a single smile
Making you think that the effort was not worthwhile?

Have you ever felt alone
Knowing that your on your own
Never wanting to ask for assitance
Because you know they'll turn you down in an instant?

Have you ever tried crying out for help
Hoping that someone had heard your yelp
But no one even pays attention to you
And you feel like your words are on mute

When you feel like this, I promise you this
I'll be there to make sure you don't miss
A single second of what life has to give
Because everyone has something to live for

Because I know that I've never wasted my time
When I tend to others before I tend to mine
And as I continue to write this line
Just know, that being your friend has never been a waste of my time.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Life's Getting Brighter & Better

She's happy, I'm happy. Iris is happy. Things are looking up.

Just some note to self reminders such and such.

1. social worker meeting at monday
2. neeed to sched more photoshoots, i.e. the other models
3. find more people interested in modelling for my portfolio.
4. upload pictures taken today
5. improve writing skills
6. master how to get along with iris perfectly.
7. i just wanted a number seven here.
8. im just wasting your time now
9. you're probably still reading
10. why are you still reading?
11. seriously, you're never going to get back this minute
12. post those model pictures from days ago.
13. hahahahahahaha

Friday, February 6, 2009

Photoshoot numbah two!

So i had another photoshoot today, but im hella tired. I'd post it up but im too lazy and hella tired like i said before. I'm hella tired. My fingers are hella tired, it's real hard to type. I also broke my index finger because I dropped my bowling ball. And I carried that ball at least a hundred meters, therefore I'm hella tired. I think I might actually sleep early tonight cuz I'm hella tired. Kay, that's all. I just realized I said hella tired a lot. I got distracted from writing this. I'm still hella tired. I'm hungry too but I'm hella tired. I think I'm just going to drop on my bed now cuz I'm hella tired. Kaythxbai.

NTS: Post photoshoot & sched more.

Wishful Thinking

If I could sleep forever, living in my dreams
I'd be happier, staying seventeen
Just being what I want to be for eternity
I don't have to work hard to be what I want to be
I would never have problems staying in class
In my dreams, school priority is always last
And we're past all the racism and discrimination
And I'm never battling my devlish temptation
That'd be a better world than where I am
I would stay there because I can
Do anything my mind desires
And not do anything that requires
Me to compete with other people
Spend years on that then be pushed off the steeple
Once you learn that someone else got the job
And you resort to being in school as a janitor with a mop
So I prefer to be in my dreams than reality
Because in my dreams is where I can reach what I want to be.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

02 03 09

Just wanted to say a few words...


So today is the third and I'm quite ecstatic. I've given up on my homework for religion and mathematics. All I find myself thinking tonight is you. There's a few people who take up space on my mind at night, and tonight, it just happens to be you. And I'm sure that it's because I saw you for the first time. After weeks and days of getting to know you, I saw you, and not just in my mind. I've gotten fond of you, and spending two hours with you was time well spent. When I anticipated you're arrival, I felt my stomach turning and I knew what it meant. I was nervous to see you, what would you think of me? Maybe if you saw me, you would forget to see who I am on the inside. That my personality doesn't match my appearance, and that my voice over the phone has lied. I wouldn't have minded if you didn't like my appearance, everyone's shallow. But if that did happen, my heart would've been left hollow. I've placed before you, my heart, which has sadly been taken apart. But I use the pain that I've experienced to perfect my art. And now, I entrust you with it, though we've only just begun. I'm not sure how long this will last, but I promise you, I didn't ask for fun. I meant it when I said I have feelings for you, and I've always wondered if you felt the same way too. Though you've said it once or twice, I never know with you. You're beautiful, in a way you'll never agree with me. What I see through my iris is what you'll never see. It's not just your personality, it's the smile that you own. It makes me wish that I could see your face over the phone. You've made me smile in a way I can't describe. And I've begun to think that my heart pays no heed to what I say. I must admit, you have made my day. I think I'll keep this short, in fear that it won't be read. I think I've written all that has to be said. Thank you for saying yes, it meant a lot to me. What does the future hold for us? We'll have to see. I'm off to work some more on these ridiculous questions. I'm thinking of you right now, I thought that needed to be mentioned. Here's to feelings unexpected and a future untold. Hoping that seeing me will never get old.


Thinking of you,
Your geek of a dork boyfriend.
P.S.
You're never going to get something like this ever again. Better enjoy it. Hope it wasn't too overboard. Well, either way, never again. Happy Feb 3rd.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Poetic Outlet, episode three

I've been thinking...


Love is a four letter word, yet it can't be described. It's inscribed in our daily lives. We say it daily, but have we meant it lately? I'll be the first to admit, I thought I was in love. But in a minute, I was out of it. I'd quit the minute I would feel like I was getting in too deep. I didn't want any emotions to bother my sleep. Sometimes I question myself if I've ever fallen in love. Wondering if the world would ever let me fall in love. Love, such a word should not even exist. Yet we list it in our every day emotion. The notion of falling in love is over rated. Out dated, because our generation is sedated by balancing the feelings of being hated. If we cannot hate, then we cannot open our hearts. Because if there is no one to hate, then we will never know the meaning of the word. It may sound absurd, but hate is here because of fate. Lately, I've been feeling that I have never fallen into that emotion. That everything that was in motion set the mood, the atmosphere. And I fear that I do not even know how to express love, let alone speak of it. I'm just a geek with a camera and an intellectual mind. And yet, I speak of love like it was mine. Like it was engraved in the back of my mind. Love, I thought I have experienced this four letter word. I tried to speak to my heart, but I was left unheard. It occured to me that my mind and my heart will never understand one another. So why bother? But I was told that when the mind, body and soul are in harmony, that is when we find inner peace. So if I find that those three are synced happily, then I will be in control. In control of my actions, and we will be joined in one faction. But will I ever reach that destination? Because all I've been doing is listening to my heart with hesitation. Waiting for the right sign, to invest in such an emotion. Because dating is one thing, but growing to love that person is another. Love truly is something, but why do we bother to decipher it? Like it was some coded message from the heavens above. Maybe love is forbidden, that is why we cannot explain it.

I'll admit, I thought I was in love many times before. And I thought that I've learned that lesson, and locked that door. Never letting anyone in and never letting myself out. Now, whenever I speak of love, I begin to doubt if there is truth in my words. I'm just a youth, what do I know? I'm just going with the flow that is leaking from my heart. Because I've been torn apart, so there is a hole for which my heart bleeds through. And I'm through with trying to fix it. I figured, I should just let it bleed because I'm tired of trying to feed my need to be loved. But what am I to you? I'm just another person that you speak to. I'm just hoping that you don't see through the walls I've placed in front of me. To block out the thoughts of you loving me. Because I am hideous underneath my layers. I'm like an ogre, I even have my own lair. My room has become my lair in which I hide from the existance. If you ever miss me, you'll know where to reach me in an instant. I hide in my prison of pillows and bed sheets. I'm my own worst nightmare, and I'm a monster I can't beat. It's a feat that I'm not quite ready to reach. Because the monster inside has so much more to teach.

I'm a monster, who preaches about love, it's only a word. It's absurd to think that it exists. It's too strong of a word and it consists of explanation that is yet to be heard. It's absurd for one like me to ever feel such things like this. Because in my life time, I've moved from first kiss to last kiss, in a mere matter of weeks. I'm just a geek with a pen and a camera. And if the world rained on my day, I wouldn't need an umbrella. Because I've learned to deal with it, thanks to the illusion of loving another human being. Such a fake feeling, we are not meant to love, it's an illusion not a feeling. Meaning we are selfish and we can only love ourselves. And everyone else ends up like dusty books on the top book shelves. Left alone until you decide one day to reach for it again. And recollect whatever friendship you had with them and then, return it to its resting place.

Love is a four letter word. With meanings unheard and it's absurd to think otherwise. If you are wise, you'd take heed to what I am speaking. But it's biased because my heart's been leaking. I cannot stop myself from loving everyone around. But love is the only thing that gets me lying on the ground. I am a loving person, that's how I was made. And I am forced to continue to obey my heart. My heart which yearns to be cared. I've always wondered how my heart would fair if I was to let it out of my sight. I think I have to keep it to myself from now on.

So the question lies, who am I to speak of this? I am but a humble being, knowing his place in all of this. And one day, I'm hoping I'll be missed. But I know that I will not because I am not made to be loved. It's an order from the heavens above. I can only love others, but no one will see what I crave. Because that's just how I was made. See, it's usually the people who are caring and happy that hurt the most. And in the midst of it all, everyone assumed that they don't know what they lost. But that is not true. There are few who realize what I go through. I know that I am a monstrous being. But yet, I am one that everyone has been leaving. And yet you are still here. But I fear that in time, you won't be. That's why I'm sorry if I do not seem very interested in getting close. I'm nicer than most and yet I'm the one who never seems to understand what that word meant. Maybe I am heaven sent. Meant to love those around me because we know that the world has let that emotion free. I am a monster that you'll learn to hate. I am a friend that everyone adores. I am everything that is not meant to be. So I ask you this one last question. Who am I to you?

Monday, February 2, 2009

Photograffiii!

So, if you didn't know, I'm into photography too! Keep yourself updated with my pictures at http://irisvirus.blogspot.com/.

kaythxbai

SLUUUUUUU

So first of all, I'm going to lose my new year's resolution/bet with my friends. Regarding what you ask? Something with the name of this post.

Secondly, I got my Nikon D60. Anyone want to model for me? :)

kaythxbai

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Too rude?

After a family party, two teens are chatting on msn.
girl - i'm so bloated
guy - is that why it took you so long to get back on the computer?
girl - no, i had to help out in the kitchen
guy - help finish the rest of the food?
-a couple minutes later...
girl - i did have a lot of money, but i spent it all
guy - on what? food?
girl - no, i went shopping
guy - grocery shopping? : O

LOL

Awesomeness

NIKON D60 DSLR body = $339.99
NIKON AF-S DX 18-55 II F3.5-5.6 G ED = $129.99
CAMERA ARMOR NIKON D60 BLACK = $59.99
TOTAL = $529.97


VS


NIKON D60 SLR W/18-55 VR LENS = $649.99


VS


NIKON D80 D-SLR W/18-70 DX NIKON LENS = $1049.99
CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY CAMERA! Let's get started on those photoshoot, yes?